This just in:
All the authors of pieces in Matt Zoller Seitz’s forthcoming Grand Budapest Hotel book  are given the Max Dalton treatment , in the vein of The Wes Anderson Collection . Herewith, the contributor portrait of your obedient servant. And in CinemaScope !
Yes, I am happy. Yes, it’s a credible likeness. Yes, said book is due out on 10 February from Abrams. No, I will not be getting a tattoo of it.
Thanks to Matt and Eric Klopfer of Abrams.